Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Sorry Sms

1- I feel sorry for someone who has to win at everything.

2- I always feel sorry for people who think more about a rainy day ahead than sunshine today.

3- I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

4- An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

5- More men are sorry for speaking, than keeping silence

6- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

7- If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

8- I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

9- Feeling sorry for yourself, and you present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.

10- Play fair. Don't hit people. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.

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