Exam SMS

1- HEIGHT of COOLNES:

Finishing the paper,
Coming out of the exam hall,
Having a Cold Drink nd
asking ur friend:
"Dude, which paper was it?

2- Cup-stadium
stadium-subject
pitch-exam hall
batsman-student
bowler-question paper
umpire -evaluator
think such a situation

3- Look up "Cruel nd Unusual Punishment" in the dictionary..
next 2 that, U'll C 7:30 AM finals!!
Y oh,, why mst dey make d experince Ny worse than it already is??

4- Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

5- To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

6- Cheating in exams is the best exercise
For your reflexes,
Your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
Even to the softest whispers to get what your
Seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
Search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
Faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
Your classmate to let him/her know
That you want to copy!
It's the best way to make urself healthy,
So rock on yoo cheaters!;-)

7- A golden message for youngsters.
A bright future can give u
many beautiful girls.
But a beautiful girl cannot
give u a bright future!

8- Exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We dont care !!

9- Statement of boys,
unsuccessful in making girlfrnds
in ENGINEERING,,

1st Sem:Meri toh pehle se hai..

2nd sem:Chalo try Karenge..

3rd sem:Apne batch me koi dhang
ki nahi hai

4th sem:Juniors bhi selfish hai..

5th sem:Bhai kisise intro karvade..

6th sem:Koi bhi chalengi..

7th sem:Mere pass time nhi tha varna

8th sem:Dekha puri degree ho gayi par
aaj tak kisiko bhav nahi diya !!!

10- Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki
Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye !!