Exam SMS

1- I believe that the Great word "STUDYING"
was derived from the two words :"STUdents+DYING"...:
If ur opinion is also same then send this to all...

2- Attitude during exams:

They gave me the questions
which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

3- Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don't know.

So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!

4- First line to write in exams:
All the answers written below
Are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
Is unintentional and purely accidental

5- Greàt Wørds...

"This life Is Too Short
Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don't Know How People
Find Time For Study."

William Nalaiq:-)

6- It takes
3 months for a writer
2 months for a doctor
1 month for a lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

7- Attitude Of A 'STUDENT'

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D

8- Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened,its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan:Yes,
But the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

9- Which r d most powerful 3 words
other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA . :-(

10- I'll take a coin...
toss it b4 study..

if heads- go nd sleep.
if tails- go nd watch TV.
if stays vertical- go nd listen music.
if stays in air- oh..let's study..!