Insult sms

1- What Are I and U...
Friend?
Lover?
Brother/Sister?
What?
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What Your Heart Saying?
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Dear,Please Sometime Use Your Brain...

I and U Are Vowels.. ! ;-) :-)

2- Bright Future of Engg. Studnts
E&C:Radio repair
COMP/IT:Typing master
MECH:Cycle tube puncture
ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing.
CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!

3- Three lights
save the Earth from dark
One "sunlight"
Two "moonlight"
Third "you"
My friend...u


100% tube light...

4- A Really Funny Que. 4 u:-Fill up d blanks.
1) ur nme ______
2) %in 12Th ____%
3) gender(male/ female) _______

Now read only d answers..How is it?ha ha ha

5- Getting a Friend is like sunrise:
It happens daily.
Getting True Friend is Like Rain,
It occurs Yearly,
But Getting a Friend Like "You"
are Like SUNAMI.
Such Disasters Occur Rarely..!

6- Whenever you feel sad
Go infront of the mirror
look at Yourself 'n say
"I M S0 CUTE"
You will smile automaticlly

But dont make it a habit Because

ROZ ROZ MAJAK Achchha NAI..

7- God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

8- Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

9- I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you…
I love you the most.
I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.”

10- Beauty Tip:

If You Want To Protect You Face,
From Dust, Sunrise, and Other Such things then apply…

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