Insult sms

1- Dear frnd plz don't keep me in your heart
but keep me in your brain...
because rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho,
rehne me utna hi maza hai.

2- ABCDEFGHIJ
A=U r “Attractive.
B=U r “Brilliant.
C=U r “Cute.
D=U r “Dear to me.
E=U r “Excellent.
F=U r “Funny.
G=U r “Great.

H, I, J
Hello, I’m, Joking.

3- Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

4- Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe,
SMS me immediately.

5- When U WERE Born....
.
.
.
.
.
The Cloud Parted,
Sun shined
and God appeared in front of all
and say
"Sorry For Mistake" kindly adjust it...

6- Today, I had a dream that you were with me.
I kissed you,
You kissed me!
I hugged you,
You hugged me.
I loved you,
You loved me.
To bad it was all just a dream

7- One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent

8- Two Facts of Life Fact
1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT
2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

9- Nice people r like wind,
U nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart
But u can alwayz feel deir persence.
Dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...

10- Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know who you are,
And once you know who you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.