Insult sms

1- Whn somebody who is deeply
in Love with U tells that
You are cute,beautiful n angelic,
I agree.hat’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

2- Sweet in your speech......



Purity in your heart .......


Peace in your eyes .......

Strength in your hands ....

But why clay in your head?

3- 6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

4- Cricket The craze of India
Cello The pen of india
Lux The soap of India
Amul The taste of India
U are the waste of india.

5- Diffrence between fate n stupidity:
If ur father is poor,
Then its ur fate,
If ur father-in-law is poor,
Its ur stupidity..!!

6- How can I spell
"DUMB" without 'U' ? Or
"DUFFER"? Or
"STUPID"? Or even
"GHONCHU"? ?
See how important are "U".

7- Touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
Touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..

8- Childrn use their thumb to suck,
Illetrate use their thumb as signature,
But monkey uses their thumb to read SMS!
Now dont change ur finger!

9- U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON

10- Love+ship= Titanic
Dinosaur+Forest= Jurassic Park
Arnold+Gun= Terminator
U+ur smile=
.
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The mummy returns…