Insult sms

1- Sweet insult- 1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya.
1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho?
Ladka: hanji bhabhi ji.

2- You are Equal to Sixty James Bond,,

How?

007 * 60 = 420 :D

3- U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

4- One MMS recieved
Name: Video Clip
Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds
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Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga

5- Arz kiya hai:

I am a dog and u r a flower,

gaur farmaiega

I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

6- Scientists all over the world
R wondering how long a human
Being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age

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Ullo ki tarah kya dekh rhe ho sms hi
to bheja hai

8- If I need brain transplantation I
Wil prefer ur brain.........
Dont think u r genious.
I just wanted a brain which is never used before.

9- Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

10- Cow, Elephant, Donkey.
-Discussing who is greatest?
Cow.I giv 50 ltres milk a day.
Elephant.I eat 100 bundle's of sugar cane a day.
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Helo its ur turn.:-)