Insult sms

1- Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Phir B Achi Nahi Lag Rahi Ho

2- Decent..
Obedient..
Neat..
Kind
Excellent
Young
That’s Me.!
Not You.
O.K..
Don’t feel sad..
You are also there.

Read 1st letter of each line..

3- If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you,
Put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.

4- U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

5- Lohe ko Loha kat skta he,
Zahar ko Zahar kat skta he,
Tum plz apna khyal rakhna.
Tum ko kbhi bhi kutta kat sakta he..

6- Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

7- good morning..
have u done 2 of thae most
important things when u woke up today??
1) pray ,so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long...

8- You are a DONKEY

D?4 decent
O?4 outclass
N?4 nice
K?4 kind
E?4 excelent
Y?4 young

9- Child donkey: mummy mai kis ke saath khelu,
Sabhi donkey kam me vyast hai.
Mother donkey: thodi der ruk beta
uncle abhi sms padh kar free ho jayenge.

10- Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’