Insult sms

1- Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

2- If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..

3- Our College professors..

1.Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

4- Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..

Bandar Kya Jaane Adarak Ka Swaad!!

5- Why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!!
i'm sorry.
It's ur personal matter.

6- Those beautiful eyes,
That incredible body,
Such a brain,
A sexy mouth,
Nice smile ....
But that is enough about me,
Tell me how you are?.

7- Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.

8- Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
.
.

He’s in search of a dog
4 his daughter!

9- Cellphone using is very Dangerous
nd
It damages the Brain




But,


U R so Lucky,

No Brain.!

No Damage.!

No Problem.!!!

10- Look at d sun u can feel d power of god
Look at d moon u can feel d beauty of god
Look at d mirror u can feel d mistake of god