Exam SMS

1- Yamraj=Ur Time is Over

Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?

Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo

Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. .

2- Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

3- Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the.

Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazre mili,
Aur aapne kaha…

Khuda ke naam Pe Kuchh de de Baba !!

4- Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

5- no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms............
no mails...............
i m worried..........
U r in jail again??

6- “Happy New Year”.
I know its Too Early,
but I’ve 100s of
Handsome GUYS and
GIRLS to Wish, so,
I decided to finish off
Uncles and Aunties First.!

7- A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING

8- I'm proud that ur my frnd coz ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
In short ur 100% P.A.G.A.L.!!

9- However high the
sky may be.
However wide the
river may be.
However strong the
wind may be.
Just remember,

It’s None of
Your Business.!

10- God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more..this is call as
Jahapanah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan.