Insult sms

1- Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

nd

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro’n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

2- What is the similar between
"Baygon-spray" n "Body-spray"?
If you Use Baygon spray you will die
and If you Don't use Body spray others will

3- In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

4- I had a dream last night
Only you and me..
We were running in a garden,
Me in the Front
and You, running
After me.. and with
the background music
of Vodafone..!

5- 3 Gadhey Zoo
Se Farar Hogae
1st
TV Dekh Raha Hy
2nd
FOOT Ball Khel Rha Hy
3rd
Nhi TUM Nhi
Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho?
Wo Mil Nhi Rha!

6- Repeat these lines atleast
2 hours everyday after Namaz
Outside the mosque nd
U will b a millionare within few Months
"Allah k naam par de de baba"

7- Light can replace Sun,
Parents can replace God,
Daughter can replace Son
But Nothing in the World
can replace You

Coz

“LOCAL ITEM”
No Guarantee
No Replacement

8- I m the best
I can prove it
I can c the T in T cup
Can u c the world in world cup?
I can send my address to your mobile
Can u send ur mobile to my address

9- Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

10- WARNING:
Cell Phone
Causes Radiation
n It Results In
Brain Damage !
But You are Safe.
It Only Affects
People With
Brains !!
How Lucky you are,No Brain No Pain:-