Insult sms

1- Chubby cheeks,
Dimple chin,
Browny lips,
Tiny eyes and
Rose tongue.
Actually i was pointing out
The similarities between u and
'Hutch dog'. Great...r u twins..

2- Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done………

3- To Prove.,”You Are Not An IDIOT”..
Take the test below :
Press Down
Press Up
Look…!! ,You cudnt even follow the Instructions. !!
U IDIOT.!
Really You Proved It.

4- Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

5- My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected nd
Only you were selected.
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.
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.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

6- Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

7- Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!
No we cant disturb our Boss…

8- Life's like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
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.
Now u r smiling!
That's- HORROR!! ;-)

9- "High Class Insult"
Girl to boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi Ho.
Boy to Girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha
hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi he !! :D

10- I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing
A Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!.