Insult sms

1- Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

2- HOSPiTAL attendance

LANGDA

Present sir,

BEHRA

Presnt sir,

ANDHA

Presnt,



MENTAL



MENTAL

MENTAL

SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi..!!

3- I'm at police station.
The police caught me n filed a case
against me of "Possession of Good Looks" .
I'm Doomed,Need some ugly
Monkey 2 bail me out,Where r u?

4- Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!





Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person











Always Consider
Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->

5- I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …

**I LOVE CARTOONS**

6- "Maths nd Women r the 2
most complicated things in d world."
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But
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Maths,.atleast, has Logic.

7- 21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS.

8- How to keep a fool entertained
*press down*
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How to keep a fool entertained
*press up*.

9- Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

10- Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
You are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world