1- Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name
2- Aids awareness slogan: Cover ur stump b4 u pump dont b silly, protect ur jelly.. AIDS is no joke wrap b4 u poke dont be fool condomize ur tool... ;-)
3- biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ. one girl felt shy and looked down. sardar boy shouted - mam she is copying.
4- Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai, Dard to kam hota hai.. Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai, fir main chair usi hisab se set karu
5- Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho, aap ko judwa bete hue hain. Khan : yeh to hona hi tha, maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi
6- Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here, Customer : but i bought cigerates from here Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too, but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.
7- Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I'll loose my business for 9 months.....
8- In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady's breast. man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me. lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.
9- Man marries deaf Girl- He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I'll press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!
10- Calories burnt by sex: Lying down: 90cal Stnding up: 492cal Dog style: 326cal 2nd round: 824cal Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.
11- A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector. Friend: How was ur first night? Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
12- Two prostitutes were talking: We're in the best business in the world Why's that then? Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
13- Wife to husband : ek Sand saal me 300 bar sex krta hai Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte. Pati : ye kaha likha ha ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath krta hai
14- Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he? A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe, HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.
15- Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya. Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai? Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain
16- A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do. Doctor asked: why? Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.
17- LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand. Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta. Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS.
18- Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya.. Uski baap : ye kiska hain? Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha.. pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..
19- Sardar:Will U Marry me? Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian. Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?" Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls". Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"
20- Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola- kya tumhare paas aisa hai? " " Girl panti utarkar boli- jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.
21- Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit "Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....
22- Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche, Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche, Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche, Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se! Best Of Luck.
23- Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai. Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein. Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?
24- Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.
25- Conductor : baccha ko ticket? Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai. Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu
26- Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ? Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ? Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi
27- Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz Taiyar ho jati hai.
28- Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?" Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.
29- Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : "tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai", Aadmi ne bola "mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai"
30- A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
31- Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?
32- 2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."
33- How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
34- The most difficult golf course in the world is.. "Women Hole" any style you play.. as many shots you try.. & as much perfection you have.. you can never get your balls in..!!!
35- How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
36- Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? ;)
37- Baccha (looking at breast): Maa ye kya hai? Maa : Ballon baccha Baccha : aapke itne chote aur kamwali k itne bade kyun? Maa : Tune kab dekha? Baccha : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.
38- Judge : as you are the key witness,can u tell me the exact place,wheere this man raped ur wife? Sardar : Lifted sardarni"s saree and said,here my lord.
39- Fiza remix song - Maha bub mere maha bub mere,teri bistar pe mujhe sone de,bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere siney mein,mujhe daba daba k pine de.
40- Sambha - sardar thakur ka kya karna hai? Gabbar - kuch neh uska haat kaa tdo aur roz 3 blue film dikhao, woh khud tadap tadap k mar jaye ga.
41- Gandhiji never had underwear under his dhoti, Do u know y?Becoz he believed in " FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
42- A man busy having sex. Son - dad kya kaar rahe ho? Dad - mummy k tank mein patrol bhar raha hoon Son - Fuel meter check karke dalo,dopaher me hi uncle tank full kar k gaya.
43- Girl - mom tom asked me to climb the tree. Mom u fool, he wanted to see ur panty. Girl - i knew so i removed my panty before climbing.
44- a man to shopkeeper: ek white color ka condom de na shopkeeper: white hi kyo? man:padosan ka pati mar gaya hai afsos karne jana hai
45- Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?" Beti ne sharmate huye kaha, "It was just like the advertisement of British airways" Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi 7 days a week, twice a day, both ways.
46- Two unborn child in mothers womb, saw a penis, one told "look dad is coming" other told "stupid, this is not dad, thats uncle.. dad never wear raincoat!"
47- Pathan was teaching his kid how 2 masturbate.. Kid says - "this is gr8 fun dad!" Pathan said - yes, n wen u get 13 u can use ur own cock
48- Monkeys and girls are same, because they fight only for banana... Boys and rats are same because they always search new holes.
49- Boy : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine, I can pee in urs but u cant pee in mine. grl : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine, I know ur length but ull nvr know the depth of mine.
50- Tchr : pasive me badlo! "bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain" stdnt : "sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain
2- Aids awareness slogan: Cover ur stump b4 u pump dont b silly, protect ur jelly.. AIDS is no joke wrap b4 u poke dont be fool condomize ur tool... ;-)
3- biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ. one girl felt shy and looked down. sardar boy shouted - mam she is copying.
4- Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai, Dard to kam hota hai.. Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai, fir main chair usi hisab se set karu
5- Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho, aap ko judwa bete hue hain. Khan : yeh to hona hi tha, maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi
6- Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here, Customer : but i bought cigerates from here Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too, but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.
7- Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I'll loose my business for 9 months.....
8- In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady's breast. man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me. lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.
9- Man marries deaf Girl- He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I'll press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!
10- Calories burnt by sex: Lying down: 90cal Stnding up: 492cal Dog style: 326cal 2nd round: 824cal Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.
11- A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector. Friend: How was ur first night? Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
12- Two prostitutes were talking: We're in the best business in the world Why's that then? Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
13- Wife to husband : ek Sand saal me 300 bar sex krta hai Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte. Pati : ye kaha likha ha ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath krta hai
14- Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he? A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe, HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.
15- Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya. Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai? Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain
16- A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do. Doctor asked: why? Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.
17- LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand. Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta. Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS.
18- Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya.. Uski baap : ye kiska hain? Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha.. pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..
19- Sardar:Will U Marry me? Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian. Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?" Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls". Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"
20- Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola- kya tumhare paas aisa hai? " " Girl panti utarkar boli- jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.
21- Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit "Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....
22- Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche, Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche, Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche, Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se! Best Of Luck.
23- Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai. Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein. Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?
24- Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.
25- Conductor : baccha ko ticket? Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai. Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu
26- Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ? Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ? Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi
27- Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz Taiyar ho jati hai.
28- Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?" Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.
29- Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : "tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai", Aadmi ne bola "mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai"
30- A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
31- Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?
32- 2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."
33- How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
34- The most difficult golf course in the world is.. "Women Hole" any style you play.. as many shots you try.. & as much perfection you have.. you can never get your balls in..!!!
35- How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
36- Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration? ;)
37- Baccha (looking at breast): Maa ye kya hai? Maa : Ballon baccha Baccha : aapke itne chote aur kamwali k itne bade kyun? Maa : Tune kab dekha? Baccha : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.
38- Judge : as you are the key witness,can u tell me the exact place,wheere this man raped ur wife? Sardar : Lifted sardarni"s saree and said,here my lord.
39- Fiza remix song - Maha bub mere maha bub mere,teri bistar pe mujhe sone de,bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere siney mein,mujhe daba daba k pine de.
40- Sambha - sardar thakur ka kya karna hai? Gabbar - kuch neh uska haat kaa tdo aur roz 3 blue film dikhao, woh khud tadap tadap k mar jaye ga.
41- Gandhiji never had underwear under his dhoti, Do u know y?Becoz he believed in " FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
42- A man busy having sex. Son - dad kya kaar rahe ho? Dad - mummy k tank mein patrol bhar raha hoon Son - Fuel meter check karke dalo,dopaher me hi uncle tank full kar k gaya.
43- Girl - mom tom asked me to climb the tree. Mom u fool, he wanted to see ur panty. Girl - i knew so i removed my panty before climbing.
44- a man to shopkeeper: ek white color ka condom de na shopkeeper: white hi kyo? man:padosan ka pati mar gaya hai afsos karne jana hai
45- Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?" Beti ne sharmate huye kaha, "It was just like the advertisement of British airways" Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi 7 days a week, twice a day, both ways.
46- Two unborn child in mothers womb, saw a penis, one told "look dad is coming" other told "stupid, this is not dad, thats uncle.. dad never wear raincoat!"
47- Pathan was teaching his kid how 2 masturbate.. Kid says - "this is gr8 fun dad!" Pathan said - yes, n wen u get 13 u can use ur own cock
48- Monkeys and girls are same, because they fight only for banana... Boys and rats are same because they always search new holes.
49- Boy : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine, I can pee in urs but u cant pee in mine. grl : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine, I know ur length but ull nvr know the depth of mine.
50- Tchr : pasive me badlo! "bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain" stdnt : "sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain
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