Adult Sms

1- Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.

2- What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?

Ans:
The Girl Will Look
SEXY
&
The Boy
.
.
.
A CHURCH BELL! ;)

3- Utility of Mangalsutra?

Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom..

Whats the utility of a Condom?

Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra...

4- A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

5- Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,
did U understand the explination or
would U like a demonstration?

6- Do you like maths,
if so add a bed,
subtract ur clothes,
divide your legs and
can we multiply?

7- Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

8- A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

9- A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

10- Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC

SEX FUL! in LIFE.