Adult Sms

1- KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand

2- Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

3- Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor

4- Aids awareness slogan:

Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool... ;-)

5- biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
one girl felt shy and looked down.
sardar boy shouted - mam she is copying.

6- Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai,
Dard to kam hota hai..

Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai,
fir main chair usi hisab se set karu

7- Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi

8- Oscar nomination 4 blue films r :
1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti,
2 : hasina k dudu me pasina,
3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me,
4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali

9- Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigerates from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.

10- Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I'll loose my business for 9 months.....