1- Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence....
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!!Confirmed...
2- Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok,
but keeping a place for me in your mind
might be dangerous because people say…
I’m Mind Blowing!
3- Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order,
Can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done
'n Catches(new) Boy Again..!
4- Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free
5- Twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
6- Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
7- Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me?
Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME
that APPEARS On the Cell when
it beeps knowing that U remember me.
8- What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
9- Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
10- By expecting a -ve answer,
Girlfriend ask “Hv u evr cheated,lie,broken promise?”
2 satisfy his girl,
D boy reply a -ve answer:
“Nothing of dis,I haven’t done.”
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