1- Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
2- Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
3- Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
4- If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!
5- Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
6- A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
7- 2 days of powrcut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro statin where families of Banta n Santa were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators
8- Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
9- GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
10- History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
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