Kiss sms

1- Chemistry Teacher:- What hapens when
potasium iodide reacts with the sulfer in
presence of moonlight?

Student:- KISS

Teacher:- How?
Student:-
KI+2S=KISS...;-)

2- Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of India
So stop the kissing and save the india.

3- Kiss isnt like Nokia…Connectng People
Kiss isnt like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss isnt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag,1 Se Mera Kiya Hoga

4- When I was a young man and
never been kissed
I got to thinking over what I had missed
Got me a girl and I kissed her and then
Oh, Lord, I kissed her again
Oh..kisses sweeter than wine

5- Whats live ?
Live is love.
Whats love ?

Love is kissing. Whats kissing ?

Come here and I show you.

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7- Do you Know the Full Form of KISS MISS
K=Kiss
I=Is
S=So
S=Sweet
M=Miss
I=Is
S=So
S=Sexy
Thats why its Taste is Sweet and Sexy !!

8- I’ve been thinking about u nd me..

If V were alone how it would be..

I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..

Then give u a sensation wn I hit the spot!

9- Good news!
A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.

10- Ppl say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic
KISS is on NECK
But seriously
Hottest KISS is on
Iron
Try it