Punjabi SMS

1- Once There Was a Jutt.

He was Cutting Shatalaa with Daatri.
He saw a Wadda Sara Sapp.
He Began to Cry,
Bachao, Bachao.
I am maring,

Then his Piyoo, take a Sota and kill the Sapp,
When o gay Gareeb,

they saw that was not a Sapp that was a Kaala rassa.

Moral: “Annhay Wah Rola Nai Paida”..

2- O meri maki di roti
mare sarson de saag
Mare sooji day halwae
Mare LASSI DAY GLASS
Te aamb de achaar nsmsg na mis cal kithey ho sarkar
I MISS U YAAR

3- Banta:- Sadi Jaan te bani hai, tera haasa ho gya.
Santa:- Sada Vyah v nahi hoya te Tere Kaka ho gya.

4- Oh Waves Waves Kardi Rahi
Asin Orient Te Ade Rahe

Oh Kfc Kfc Kardi Rahi
Asin Punjab Dhabe Utte Khade Rahe

Oh Safari Wale Naal Beh Ke Chali Gayi
Asin Motor Cycle Laike Khade Rahe

Oh Chali Gayi Nazare Laike
Asin Chownk Ch Khade Chalan Bharde Rahe.

5- Asi v smart ha,
tusi v smart ho,
sada v rang saaf hai,
tuhada v rang saaf hai,
bas ik chota jeha fark hai,
asi dil to saaf hai,
te tusi dimag ton saaf ho

6- kuj shoq ha yar faqiree da.
kuj ishq ne dar dar rol dita.
kuj sajna hajat na chori.
kuj zaher raqeebaain ghol deta .
kuj hijir feraqda rung charia .
kuj dard mahianmol deta.
kuj har gai qismat majnoh de.
kuj pyar wich dhoka dhool deta

7- Sade Khyal Da Vi Khyal Rakheya Kar,
Har Vele Na Nava Sawal Rakheya Kar,
NOJI Teri Vagdi Rehndi Har Vele,
Kise Vele Taan kol RUMAL Rakheya Kar...

8- Ik bacha paida honde hee
nurse nu boalya - bara hanera kita hoya hai ?
Nurse - Light nahi hegi na.
Bacha - Oh
Eh janam vi punjab ch ho gaya..

9- Satgur Nanak Pargataya Mitti Dhund Jag

Channan Hoia.

Aap ji nu Sri Guru Nanak Dev

Ji De aagman purab dian Lakh-Lakh Vadayian.

HAPPY GURPURAB!!

10- Dukh Dil Ch Luko K Hanju Naina Ch Pro K
Tere Aaoun Di Udeek Asi Layi Baithe Ha
Kar Tu Yaqeen Sanu Yaad Aaoun Waleya
Asi Tere Piche Duniya Bhulai Baithe Ha...........!!!