1- What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
2- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
3- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
4- wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
5- Wife: Apka dost galat Ladki se shadi kar raha hai, aap use rokte kyu nahi?
Husband: Main Kyu Roku? Usne Mujhay Roka Tha kya…
6- Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife: kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai
7- First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ..:D
8- A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: “You can have mine.”
9- The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife’s birthday
is
.
.
.
.
2 forget it once.
10- Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
2- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
3- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
4- wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
5- Wife: Apka dost galat Ladki se shadi kar raha hai, aap use rokte kyu nahi?
Husband: Main Kyu Roku? Usne Mujhay Roka Tha kya…
6- Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife: kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai
7- First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ..:D
8- A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: “You can have mine.”
9- The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife’s birthday
is
.
.
.
.
2 forget it once.
10- Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
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