Wife SMS

1- Wife: What will u give me if i climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai…
DHAKKAA!!!

2- Wife: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband: Yahi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

3- Son - Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?
Papa - nahi. Par kyu?
Son - to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

4- Wife: Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti
HUSBAND: Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her Haftay badalta

5- 5' 6? jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

6- Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

7- Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

8- Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

9- Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

10- Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??