1- Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong. – Unknown
2- Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. - Unknown
3- Flirtation: Attention without intention. – Paul Blouet
4- In examinations, the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde
5- Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. - Compton Mackenzie
6- Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse that privilege. - Unknown
7- Money can`t buy happiness, but poverty can`t buy ANYTHING.
8- A man never tells you anything until you contradict him. - George Bernard Shaw
9- Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. ~Mark Twain
10- Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~William James
11- Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. ~Tom Walsh
12- Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it. ~George Saintsbury
13- There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. ~Thomas W. Higginson
14- Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. ~Mary Hirsch
15- Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. ~Author Unknown
16- If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~Mahatma Gandhi
17- Humor is just another defense against the universe. ~Mel Brooks
18- Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. ~Sid Caesar
19- The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. ~William Davis
20- I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. ~Frank A. Clark
21- Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events. ~E.T. "Cy" Eberhart
22- A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road. ~Henry Ward Beecher
23- Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive. ~Abe Burrows
24- Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. ~Roman Gary
25- Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. ~Francis Bacon
26- Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ~Irvin S. Cobb
27- Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. ~Christopher Morley
28- Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. ~Taki
29- I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
30- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
31- I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do? -Ronnie Shakes
32- Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. -Ed Gardner
33- I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. -Edgar Allen Poe
34- The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -W. C. Fields
35- I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
36- Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard
37- Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -Goethe
38- People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. --Gallagher
39- The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -General George Patton
40- An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. -Irvin S. Cobb
41- Banta: Mein New Zealand vich mundayan naal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy keeti. Tu kehri sports khedthi c ? Preeto: Mein vi pind vich mundayan naal MANJEE jumping khoob enjoy kitti c.
42- A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. -Nicolas Boileau
43- Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. -David Brent
44- The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. -Eden Phillpots
45- There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. -Jules Renard
46- Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. -Kevin Meyers
47- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
48-You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. -JosephE. Levine
49- I'm currently fasting to protest hunger strikes. Scott E. Roeben
50- People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. -Gallagher
51- I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank. -Scott E. Roeben
52- I heard that the idea for the patent was stolen. -Scott E. Roeben
53- A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash. -Puzant Kevork Thomajan
54- I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want --an adorable pancreas? Kerr, Jean
55- Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -Brooke Shields
56- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proofprograms, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rich Cook
57- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry
58- We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing. -Anonymous
59- Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. -Lynn Johnston
60- If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - George W. Bush
2- Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. - Unknown
3- Flirtation: Attention without intention. – Paul Blouet
4- In examinations, the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde
5- Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. - Compton Mackenzie
6- Everyone has the right to be stupid but some people abuse that privilege. - Unknown
7- Money can`t buy happiness, but poverty can`t buy ANYTHING.
8- A man never tells you anything until you contradict him. - George Bernard Shaw
9- Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. ~Mark Twain
10- Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~William James
11- Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. ~Tom Walsh
12- Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it. ~George Saintsbury
13- There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. ~Thomas W. Higginson
14- Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. ~Mary Hirsch
15- Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. ~Author Unknown
16- If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~Mahatma Gandhi
17- Humor is just another defense against the universe. ~Mel Brooks
18- Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. ~Sid Caesar
19- The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. ~William Davis
20- I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. ~Frank A. Clark
21- Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events. ~E.T. "Cy" Eberhart
22- A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road. ~Henry Ward Beecher
23- Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive. ~Abe Burrows
24- Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. ~Roman Gary
25- Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. ~Francis Bacon
26- Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ~Irvin S. Cobb
27- Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. ~Christopher Morley
28- Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. ~Taki
29- I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
30- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
31- I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do? -Ronnie Shakes
32- Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. -Ed Gardner
33- I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. -Edgar Allen Poe
34- The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -W. C. Fields
35- I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
36- Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard
37- Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -Goethe
38- People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. --Gallagher
39- The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -General George Patton
40- An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. -Irvin S. Cobb
41- Banta: Mein New Zealand vich mundayan naal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy keeti. Tu kehri sports khedthi c ? Preeto: Mein vi pind vich mundayan naal MANJEE jumping khoob enjoy kitti c.
42- A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. -Nicolas Boileau
43- Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. -David Brent
44- The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. -Eden Phillpots
45- There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. -Jules Renard
46- Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. -Kevin Meyers
47- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
48-You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. -JosephE. Levine
49- I'm currently fasting to protest hunger strikes. Scott E. Roeben
50- People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. -Gallagher
51- I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank. -Scott E. Roeben
52- I heard that the idea for the patent was stolen. -Scott E. Roeben
53- A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash. -Puzant Kevork Thomajan
54- I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want --an adorable pancreas? Kerr, Jean
55- Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -Brooke Shields
56- Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proofprograms, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. -Rich Cook
57- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry
58- We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing. -Anonymous
59- Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. -Lynn Johnston
60- If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - George W. Bush
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