1- I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
2- I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
3- Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
4- Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
5- Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
6- Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
7- Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
8- Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" ha koi muqabla karne wala
9- Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there's no river.
10- Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
11- A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
12- Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a million dollars I wil make a million People happy. Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i'll make my whole country happy. Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane I'll make the whole world happy
13- Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
14- Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow
15- Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to holdpolitical power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom.
16- Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
17- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
18- The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
19- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. 20- We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers
21- I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
22- Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
23- Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party.
24- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy
25- Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
26- Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
27- Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
28- In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
29- M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
30- A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
31- Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
32- The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that”s out always looks the best.
2- I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
3- Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
4- Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
5- Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
6- Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
7- Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
8- Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" “”Dard-e-Bhutto”" ha koi muqabla karne wala
9- Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there's no river.
10- Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
11- A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
12- Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a million dollars I wil make a million People happy. Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i'll make my whole country happy. Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane I'll make the whole world happy
13- Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
14- Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow
15- Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to holdpolitical power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom.
16- Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
17- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
18- The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
19- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. 20- We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers
21- I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
22- Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
23- Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party.
24- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy
25- Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
26- Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
27- Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
28- In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
29- M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
30- A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
31- Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
32- The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that”s out always looks the best.
33- Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
34- The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
35- Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
36- Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
37- I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
38- Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
39- Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
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