Adult Sms

1- A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Pushpa you are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

2- It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

3- Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body.
I had to go to bed without you....
where are u stupid pyjamas.....!

4- Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

5- I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how I … eat an ice cream!

6- What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle?
Answer: 'COCUNUT'

7- Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

8- A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 20-30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

9- Roses are red ... Pickles are green ...
I love your legs and whats in between

10- Sex is like nokia (connecting people)
like nike (just do it)
like pepsi (ask for more) and
like samsung (everybody is invited)