Exam SMS

1- Hundred words dont give pain
when a teacher takes class...
but,true friend's silence hurts
a lot in d exam hall.....

2- Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

3- Rain of summer, snow of winter,
Grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May god suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck n all the best

4- To be a good professional,
Always start to study late for exams.
Because it teaches how to manage time
And tackle emergencies!!

5- As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Best of luck!

6- What Is Da True Meaning Of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited Tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

7- Exams R near,
Subjects R nt clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
coz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Hv a gr8 exam !!
All d best.

8- Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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Lots of Girlfriend !!!

9- 80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn?t Read ? ;->

How True ?

10- Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the lord I won't go nutty,
for if I fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do don't pitty me at all,
just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my professer I did my best,
now I lay me down to rest,
and pray ill pass tomorrow's test.
But if I die before I wake,
that's one less test ill have to TAKE!