Exam SMS

1- New film going to released after EXAM:
-Tension Aaj Kal
-Pack UP Sid
-Wanted 35
-Passing Dreams
-Ajab Syllabus ke Gajab Papers
-Marks mile
-3 Failur

2- In a practical Exam
Examinr showed legs of bird n said:Tell d bird’s name
Sardar:I dont knw
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar:You see my legs,n tell me.

3- I'm making a million flashcards
In this time of despair,
I can't really concentrate
In this fun swivel chair.
I hate how they say
This is Important to know.
When all we're learning
Is how plants grow.
You have no idea
How annoyed I am
Changing my plans
For this dumb final exam.
Can you please just
LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO AWAY!
YOU DAMN FINALS
YOU'RE RUINING MY DAY!

4- EXams r there

at da paper u stare

the answer is no where

which makes u pull ur hair

the grades r not fair

but just like da past 14 years

we dont care!!

5- Newton's new law-
Every book continues 2 b
in its state of rest or covered with dust,
Until n unless an external or internal
exams appears..!

6- I found d perfect example
for Newton's3rd law
Every time I open my book
My eyes close automatically.
NEWTON IS Great

7- How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm 2 5pm)
2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub.
2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instruction givn
2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice
3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que.
4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water
4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly
Last 10 mins. relax!!!

8- New Xam patrn
1.In 1999 students ans all ques
2.2008 write any 2 ques...!
3.2015 read only ques.
4.2020 thnx 4 coming ..!!

9- If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”

10- May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May u succeed in every exams of ur life.
Good luck nd all the best