Exam SMS

1- Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u 4get admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought 2morrow
xam’s pharray (Cheatin material) 2day:-)

2- Guzray howey Xams
ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo
likha hai uski Faryad na krna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar me Apney HOlidys barBaad Na Karna:)

3- College life is like Reliance !!
" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!
" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
After Engagement is Like Idea!!
" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"
After Marrige is like Hutch!!
" Where U go.. network Follows"
After Kid is like BSNL!!
" All lines are Buzy"
so frnds enjoy each moments

4- All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm nd
be self equipped with facts and figures
2 conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

5- Congrtultions!
Good news 4 Saurashtra University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
2 confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming nd start studying.com

6- 4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=

7- I hate having finals.
I have to learn everything that
I was supposed to be learning all semester …
in one week what's with that???

8- What Is A Fear? ? ?

Fear Is The Deep,
Wrenching Feeling
In Your Stomach When
Pages Of Your Book
Still Smell New nd
Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !

9- Go to school high
Study high
Get high scores
Studying and getting high for my finals.

10- Identification of Students
1.Books in bags-BANGALORE
2.Books in hands-DELHI
3.Rolled books in jeans-MUMBAI
4.No books but mobile in hand-RAJKOT We ROCK:-)