Exam SMS

1- I'm studying for finals -
this defies the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time :-/

2- Finals = academic suicide

Yo his pencil's heavy, knees weak, face is sweaty...the final is on the desk already, but he forgot to study. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to score A's, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the proctor yawns so loud, then opens his mouth and the words come out...he's talking now everyone's listening now..."the clock's run out...time's up, put your pencils down."

3- The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….

4- Student's Exam life

9 am- wake up

10am- Breakfast

11am- Thinking to score 80%

1pm- Lunch & den sleep

5pm-Tea

6pm- Thinking to score 60%

9pm-Dinner

10pm-Hey Bhagwan....buss pass kara de!!!

5- Finals are like boys...
1. they're hard to understand
2. you might get the urge to cheat on them
3. some are harder than others
4. they put pressure on you to perform well
5. they were created to make our lives hell
6. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7. some take longer to finish than others
8. you always have 3 or 4 at a time
9. some aren't as big as you had expected
10. they're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care

6- My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

7- I'm a Nervious RECK..
Finals are in [XX] days Don't IM me..
Don't talk to me..Don't call me..
Till I have fully recovered from this horrific shock!

8- A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".

9- It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!

10- F.I.N.A.L.S.

F: F**k
I: I
N: Never
A: Actually
L: Learned
S: Shit