Exam SMS

1- Great offer!
Bring a chit on ur xam day
scratch nd show it 2 ur teacher
nd win free trip 2 pincipal's office
nd njoy 3 yrs vacation at home !!

2- Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D

3- It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

4- Great students like us work on
d principle of Rocket...
not b'coz dat we aim 2 sky.but b'coz
we don't start studying until our tail is fired on!!

5- Exam is jst for a short period,
But it requires efforts of many days nd months,
These days involve:
The journey of
Tension,
Worries,
Efforts
nd sleepless nights

6- Height Of Bindaasness
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Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,

Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?

7- They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

8- Behind a successful student,
there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!

9- Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

10- Twas the night before exam week,..And all through the dorms, not a student was studying, this was usually the norm. Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall--thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all. Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight. When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!' We are to hung-over to study they shouted with cheer. So forget the exams and bring on the beer!