Exam SMS

1- Thought Of The Day:

If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies,
Sit Down And Wait Until That Feeling Goes Away!

2- Do the entire exam in another language.
If you don't know one, make one up!

3- Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing
If u have any doubt you can ask me.
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Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?

4- Warriors. Wakeup..
It's time 4 d battle!
Refill ur pens,
Clear d dust 4m ur txt books,
C ur syllabus nd plan ur zones..
War begins in 17 days..!

5- Don’t Study = Fail ..(i)
Study = Don’t Fail ..(ii)
Adding (i) and (ii),
Don’t Study + Study = Don’t Fail + Fail
Study (Don’t + 1) = Fail (Don’t + 1)
Therefore, Study = Fail

6- Success is like a train,
It has several Compartments...
Hardword,Focus,Luck etc but
leading all those is the ENGINE OF CONFIDENCE...

7- Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

8- A hot girl gets in professors cabin and says:
I'll do anything to pass!!
Prof: anything?
Girl: yes!
Prof: sure??
Girl: yes!
Prof: then prepare for u r exams

9- Wisdom is knowing what to do next...
Skill is knowing how to do it...
and
Sucess is DOING IT ! DO THE BEST IN THE TEST...
Let ur path smooth nd easy Examination
may be more nd more easy..
let ur sucess come to true, that my best wishes to you!

10- An engineering student
to his sweeper brother: I have got degree,
I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society.
What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job..!!