Non Veg SMS

1- Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.

2- Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?"
Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.

3- Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : "tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai", Aadmi ne bola "mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai"

4- Lady � shoes dikhaiye. Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ? Lady � 36 no. Shopkeeper :- shoes kya boobs pe lagani hain?

5- A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS

6- Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

7- What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy�s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

8- Girl:It�s 2 tight
Boy:Don�t worry,I�ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can�t,
Gal:It�s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We�ll buy new WEDDING RING!

9- Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye
Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?

10- 2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."