Non Veg SMS

1- Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

2- Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so high

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry

3- He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine, but don�t worry:

I�m a bottle of wine!

4- Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife�s underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

5- How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

6- The most difficult golf course in the world is.. "Women Hole" any style you play.. as many shots you try.. & as much perfection you have.. you can never get your balls in..!!!

7- How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

8- BUY A SCOOTY�..
PICK UP A BEAUTY�
DRINK A FROOTY�.
TAKE HER TO OOTY�
REMOVE HER NIGHTY�
DO UR DUTY�
AFTER 9 MONTHS �
* GET A CUTY *

9- HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job

10- A teacher asked "what part of the body goes to heaven first?"

A child replied "feet"

coz every night I see my mum with her feet in the air screaming

GOD I'M CUMIN!