Punjabi SMS

1- Zindgi which tenu hemesha yaad rakhenge,
Tere naal nal gujre pal aabab rakhenge,
Je tenu bhul vii jaye to koi gal nahi,
asi ta teri ek ek bhul bi yaad rakhenge

2- American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says,Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai

3- Jee Kare tere kol aawan,
Tere kol aake ruk jawan,
Na batithan na bulawan,
bua akh teri vich
Santre da chilka nichod ke bhajj jawan!!!!

4- yaara yaari da maang rakhi dimag
wich nahi mere dil wich pechan rakhi,
mein b maanga dua 1 rab toh mere
saune dost nu har dukh toh anjan rakhi..

5- Assi b smart,
Tussi b smart,
Sadda nature b cool,
Twada nature b cool,
Assi b cute,
Tussi b cute,
Bas1 chota sa farak h
Assi DIL de saaf Tussi DIMAG de saaf.

6- Tu dharkan main dil haan
wakh nahi hona dowa ne,
saah akhri tak satth nibona dova ne

7- Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky"
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN

8- My body and Soul is Very Thirsty,
O my Beloved by Your Love,

Samajh Aayi…?
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Nahi,

Mera Tan Man Pyaasa,
Channa ve Tere Pyaar Da…

9- Santa:- Bhaaji, tusi banglabada vadhiya banaya hai,
par bathroom me bath tub bahut chota hai.
Banta:- Oye, tu fir se FLUSH me naha aya.

10- Kaki kaki
Haan bebay!

Phak di cheeni
Na bebay!

Jhoot bakdi
Na bebay!

Lawan jutti
Na bebay!

Khol bootha
Ha! Ha! Ha!