Punjabi SMS

1- Koi hai jo tere naal enna pyar karda hai,
har saah to pehla tainu yaad karda hai,
kade katal na kari usdi chahat da,
jo tere te rabb jinna aitbaar karda hai..

2- Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer
chalana sikh lavan.
Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh
ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..

3- Sweetoo!
Mama Papa Di Jaan.
Sadey wal v karo Dhiyan..
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towadey Wallon na koi Bell
na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithey O Meri Jaan?

4- Ankhian vich majburi changi ni hundi,
o yaara mitran naal duri changi ni hundi,
kadde tusi v yaad kar lia karo,
har vele sadi pehal zaruri ni hundi..

5- Teacher: Kal School se Chutti Kyun Ki?

Student: Sir Mehman Aaye Huay Thay.

Teacher: Oo I See!

Student: Sir Oo I Hundi Tay Mei Aaj Vee Na Aanda…

6- Ishq hove eko baar raba ebbadt
verga hove mera yaar raba jida
naam laainde mai saari umar na
thaka ik dua verga hove mera yaar raba

7- Santa kaafi time baad pind geya,
Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea:
Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa...

8- History teacher asked Santa:
Name kalidas' brother
who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

9- Jo spna teri akh dekhe
oh kal di surkh swer hove,
tere vehre suraj rehn lge
kde 1 pal v na hner hove.
Murad mangn ch tenu wqt
lage te poori hon ch na der hove..

10- Kuj lok zulm karn nu tyar baithe ne,
kuj lok sade ute dil haar baithe ne,
is jor ajmai ch pta nhi lagda,
kithe dushmn te kithe dildar baithe ne,
kaun kehnda es jag ch sare matlabi ne,
Edhr dekh yara "saade" jahe yaar baithe ne.
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