Punjabi SMS

1- Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:


Pipal da boota howey,

Gannay da ras howey,

Jay mera wass howey,

Rab di Qasam,

Teri Maa meri saas howey..

2- Aasi thak gaye ya soniye teri kr kr udeak
tere rahan vit palkha vichaye baithe ha
eh thakna v hoya sanu soneo manjur
Jado di yaari tere naal aasi layi baithe ha

3- santa:Mainu disco dance
wich 1st prize milea..
.
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance
nahi c Aanda..??
.
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te
Mirgi da daura pai gaya c...

4- Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.

banta:aho!

banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?

5- press down to prove that you are sweet

ajji bas vi karo

tussi pehlay he itnay sweet ho!
fir vi press kiye ja rahay ho
Sweet Heart

6- Jadon hanjuan di nadi par kara main,
Tera baith ke kinaare intzaar kara main,
Tenu mere naal vadh ke pyar kare koi,
Menu ohda naam dus ohnu v pyar kara main.

7- Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye
Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho
Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri
Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu.

8- Tu ta sochdi e eda, din iko jehe rahne,
Tere change chalde ne, maade sade v nahi rahne.
Aukhe samay vich satho ni tu, mod gayi hai mukh.
oh he jand a e sachi, jihna laga hove dukh.
Sadi kakha d kulli, ta mahal LANKA de v dhahne.
Tere change chalde ne maare, sade v nahi rahne.

9- Kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya...
ho..oo.oo.o
kinna sona..
oye kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya..
te asi 4 din pahla april fool manaya...
ho..oo.oo.o

10- Pani ch pathar na mar is nu hor koi v peenda hai
Zindgi kushi naal jee tenu deekh k hor koi v zinda hai