Punjabi SMS

1- Punjabi teacher to student:
"Table par ink kisne girayi hai?"
Isko punjabi me convert karo.
Student- bhenchodo
Ethe kinne apni maa chudai hai.

2- Ohdi Yaad Ch Main Hanjuan Da Samunder Bana Leya,
Tanhayian De Desh Ch Apna Ghar Vasa Leya,
Sunya Main Loki Poojde Ne Pathraan Nu Vi,
Es Karke Apne Dil Nu Main Pathar Bana Leya.

3- A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop

nd Said,

” Lipton di chah hai?”

Sardar G,

” Mainu ty nahi hy Tenu hay ty Lipat Jaa…”

4- Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
nd said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley”

5- Boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho
100 number dwawange.
Girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere
yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu
parchi histri di fadayi c.

6- Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class
wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag
jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

7- Main tawadi foto khicha!…
Ready?
Es-tedy
Muskrao!
Click!…
Developing…………..?
Wah bhai wah!

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ha ha ha…..

8- Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

9- Ek Pal Da Pharosa Na Zindgi Da..........
Bas Ajj Samajh K Gujaar Mitra.........
Hass Khed Lai Yaaran De Naal Thodha........
Ki Pata Kal Rahe Na Rahe Tera Eh Yaar Mitra..........!!!

Ki likhan main us baare
koi lafz hi mere kol nahin....
lakh shohrat b koi ni...!!!

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