Punjabi SMS

1- Nargis to Shaitan:
Main ik Masoom tay shareef larki aan...
Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu
apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr. . . .

2- 4 kam karo,
1 Mobile Switch off Karo,
2 Battery Kholo,
3 Sim card Kaddo,
4 phone
nu road te sutt dao,
Jad SMS nai karna tan phone dee ki jarurat hai....

3- “Tu Meri Jind Jaan Warga“

“Saday Pind nu Jandi raah warga“

“Tenu bhuliyay vi kinjh yaara“

“Tu aanday janday saah warga“

4- Ek waari ek baba bus wich
ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h "kismat de naal
milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..'

5- Je tu thoda jiha sochein kde mere waste,
main jind jaan waar deva tere waste,
je kade teri zndgi ch aa jave hanera,
main khud nu jla deva tere waste..

6- DiL Nu Lag Jaan Rog Te Ki Kariye,
Kisay Di Yaad Vich Akhiyan Ron Te Ki Kariye,
Tu Sanu Milan Di Tamanna Rendi Ae Har Dam,
Par Jay Yaar Hi Pul Jaan Te Ki Kariye

7- Santa: Drinking n driving dono
nalo naal nai ho sakde.

Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa
gaya taa peg dul jau.

8- Teri maa di,
Teri phen di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere chachi di,
Tere Poore Khandaan di,
Tey meri vi,
Tuu Jaan hain..

9- Vari Varsi Khatan Gya Tay

Khat K Lyanda Pjama,

Jera Aae Msg Parh K Pangra Na Pavay O

Apni Mashoq Day Bchyan Da Mama,,
Ha Ha Ha

Josh Nal Pao Pangraaa...

10- Kisi Nu Mil Jaandiyan Ne Rangli Bahaaran,
Kisi Nu Chaman Bhi Ni Nashib Hunda,
Kisi Di Kabar Te Banda Hai Taj Mahal,
Kisi Nu Kafan Bhi Ni Nashib Hunda.